I have a job lol....congratulations me These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who were tormented by having to remain composed and quiet while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. __________________________________ Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th. Q: What year? ...

I said in a previous blog about this girl I knew from shool etc, well heres the email we exchanged there were more but here they are : Hi Amy, Firstly I have to say sorry for my last letter it was more like the spanish inquisition than anything. And it wasnt really my letter, I wanted to write a really good letter and I ended up ruining it and not putting what I wanted to say in it. I asked a friend for help in writing it, why? well I will explain that. I wanted to try and t...

Just a quick bit before I fall asleep. Well Xmas is over got the usual presents, clothes from aunts etc electronic stuff and dvds from parents . But there is one thing missing a girlfriend heh, i must be desperate, but I wish I had a gf at the moment, just to shower with affection. So what do you guys think, Am I desperate or just a normal guy PS. Any girls in the UK thats where I live LOL

Anyone else feel christmas spirit is just who can bag the most presents and no longer about the cheer and family? The first thing people say to me over christmas is how many presents did you get? not how was your family; did you have a good time? Although I like presents the best bit of christmas is the food and sitting down watching Del and Rodney, Moorecambe and Wise again

Awhile ago, I told a girl I loved her, I shouldn’t have…she was beautiful and kind and I had a crush on her. I sent her an email and I was so desperate and I panicked and said things I shouldn’t have and didn’t mean to. I didn’t expect her to say what I wanted to hear, and her reply was what I expected. I don’t know what would have happened even if I hadn’t sent the email I know what I wanted to. I was always afraid to ask her out, I am a year younger than her, me approaching 20 her approachi...

Well Christmas is fast approaching, I hope everyone has bought the presents they need to buy . Im greeting it with a mix of trepidation and excitement...why? Because well I need a job and if I dont get on by the new year my mum wants to pack me off to australia, wow thats fantastic i hear some ppl say, well not really 6 months away from my friends and Im just starting to group together with my old friends again. I really dont want to sever every last connection I have with my friends . But...

Well hooray my first blog, lets put a little bit about me, my history and the ups and downs Ive gone through . Well lets keep it to a few big moments well....My name is James and I live in Harlow England a pretty boring place but the people that live here can be quite interesting . In the past year to 2 years Ive had my heart broken, gone after a girl who I could never possibly got anywhere with, long after a girl i'll never see again, seen friends go off to uni and made some more friends ...